October 2009
54 posts
“Brain symptoms…hmm, could this be a brain problem?”
– House
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“Religion is a symptom of irrational belief and groundless hope.”
– House
“You gonna trust me? I lie about everything.”
– Gregory House. (via fuckyeahhousemd)
“I’d like to thank Robert Sean Leonard. I can’t remember why. He did give me a...”
– Hugh Laurie during his acceptance speech at the 2007 Golden Globe Awards. (via fuckyeahhousemd)
“People don’t get what they deserve, they get what they get.”
– House
“Barely is not more than not barely.”
– Chase
“Fantasies are much better than realities.”
– House
“What you want you run away from, what you need you don’t have a clue, what...”
– Gregory House
“The main reason my third wife and I eloped was to avoid House’s bachelor party…...”
– Dr. Wilson
“Everything could be good. Very little ever is.”
– Dr. Chris Taub
Dr. House: Patients always want proof. We're not making cars here, we don't give guarantees.
Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking their workplace-acceptable euphemism for testicles. It's not going to happen.
Carmen Electra: Can I put my pants back on?
Dr. House: I rather you didn't.
Henry: I assume you've been in love?
Dr. House: Is that the one that makes your pants feel funny?
“Being drunk doesn’t change who you are, just reveals it.”
– Thirteen
Dr. House: Oh my God, it’s three years ago! Does it mean I’m still crazy?
Dr. House: Booty call? Gimme 20 minutes to not shower.
“Sorry, didn’t know you wanted your kid dead. Although for a couple of G’s, I can...”
– House
“Let’s cure her with sunshine and puppies.”
– House
“Drugs don’t make me high, they make me neutral.”
– House
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“Arrogance has to be earned.”
– House
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“The most successful marriages are based on lies.”
– House
“Sometimes we can’t see why normal isn’t normal.”
– House
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“The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth.”
– House
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“You can live with dignity, we can’t die with it.”
– House
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“When you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last...”
– House
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“Truth begins in lies.”
– House
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“It’s a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only...”
– House
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“Everybody lies.”
– House
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“Oral sex:
Biological need with a medical logic.”
– House
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“If you believe in eternity then life is irrelevant.”
– House
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House: You live according to God’s six hundred commitments, right?
Yonatan Arnoff: Six hundred thirteen.
House: You understand them all?
Arnoff: Takes a lifetime of learning…
House: But you follow the ones you don’t understand because the ones you do understand make sense, and you believe the guy who created them knows what he’s doing.
Arnoff: Of course.
House: So you will trust my diagnosis and you’ll let me treat her, because in this temple, I am Dr. Yahweh.
Arnoff: I want a new doctor.
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“Religion is a symptom of irrational belief and groundless hope.”
– House
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18: You’re an atheist.
House: Only on Christmas and Easter. The rest of the time, it doesn’t really matter.
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“Rational arguments don’t usually work on religious people. Otherwise there would...”
– House
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“Isn’t it interesting that religious behavior is so close to being crazy we can’t...”
– House
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“Faith isn’t based on logic and experience.”
– House
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“Without the competition, we would be single cellular organisms.”
– House